Wing's Random Stuff 10

((A/N: This is all just for fun and may have some OOC moments. Please do not take them seriously.))

"You know Ragna, maybe I was a bit to hard on you about that clip thing," started Saber.

"Um, ok...never saw this side of you before. Normally you would be scolding me like mad," said Ragna.

"Well, I figured that wouldn't be very mature of me and you were just doing it as a joke. So to apologize I got you this," said Saber.

She held out a banana to the white haired man. Ragna blinked a bit before he took it.

"Um, thanks but why the hell is it a-" started Ragna.

A large shadow formed over him causing Ragna to turn....and scream as a bunch of Minions dog piled him, each trying to get the banana. Saber just smirked a bit.

(....)

"You know, if this Hazama guy is allergic to cats and Wing has the panther and panther cub form, why not use it to beat him?" asked Steven Universe curious.

Wing and Ragna blinked a bit before they look at each other.

"...Why the hell didn't we think of that?" asked Ragna.

"Because we're idiots?" mumbled Wing.

(....)

At the Palace, Wing was in the living room with Tracy as an idea came into the black eyed woman's mind.

"Hey, Tracy, you said you had Light's phone number, right?" asked Wing.

"Yeah, why?" asked Tracy.

However, Tracy quickly got the idea when she saw the smirk on her friend's face. Tracy pulled out the phone and handed it to Wing as Wing took out an air horn.

At Light's hideout, his phone started to ring. He noticed the number and answered it.

"So Tracy, are you finally agreeing to work for me?" asked Light.

However, he just got an air horn blown into his ear as he screamed and fall a bit. He heard Wing and Tracy busted out laughing and growled as he picked up the phone.

"DAMN YOU SKELLINGTON, THIS WAS YOUR IDEA WASN'T IT?!" shouted Light in pure anger.

His answer: Another ear full of the air horn making him yell followed by Wing's and Tracy's laugher. He growled as he hanged up the phone.

'I should have known they would have pulled something like that!' thought Light in annoyances.

(....)

"Tell me that you love me," said Boris Airay.

"I love me," said Alice Liddell.

Boris chuckled.

"OK, I walked into that one," said Boris.

"Yep," giggled Alice.

(....)

Most fans reaction when they learn something about a series they enjoy and one that they hate...

"Hey, you guys want to know something about the Japanese voice actor for Eren?" asked Sly.

"What?" asked Klonoa, Kirito, Gantz, Yosuke, Kanji, Ragna, and Naruto.

"A friend told m that he also did the voice of a character from that anime 'Diabolik Lovers'," said Sly.

Yosuke and Naruto screamed as they hugged each other in horror, Kirito and Klonoa kept saying 'nope' over and over, and Kanji's eye twitched.

"That's it, I'm done," said Ragna as he and Gantz walked away.

Note: No offense to any fans of Diabolik Lovers out there!

(....)

"Hello?" asked Nui when she was on the phone.

"Hi, what's up?" asked Junko as she was on her phone and was at a store.

"Hey, I need your help, can you come over here?" asked Nui.

"Oh sorry, I can't I'm buying clothes," explained Junko.

"Well then, hurry up and get over here," said Nui.

Junko looked around to see there was only soup as she sweat dropped.

"Um, I can't find them," said Junko.

"What do you mean you can't find them?" asked Nui.

"I can't find them, there's only soup," answered Junko.

"What do you mean there's only soup?!" asked Nui.

"It means there's only soup!" snapped Junko.

"Well then get out of the soup alley!" snapped Nui.

"OK, OK, jeez, you don't have to shot!" snapped Junko in annoyances.

Junko walked to the next alley, only to see more soup.

"There's more soup," said Junko.

"What do you mean there's more soup?!" snapped Nui.

"There's more soup," said Junko.

"Go into the next alley!" snapped Nui.

Junko looked down another alley.

"There's more soup!" exclaimed Junko.

"Where are you right now?!" asked Nui.

"I'm at soup!" exclaimed Junko.

"What do you mean you're at soup?!" asked Nui.

"I mean I'm at soup!" snapped Junko.

"What store are you in right now?!" asked Nui.

"I'm at the soup store!" snapped Junko.

"Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!" asked Nui.

"FUCK YOU!" shouted Junko in rage.

(....)

At the store, Finn was carrying a bag of corn dogs.

"Finn, go put those corn dogs back," said Jessica.

"You can't make me do anything!" exclaimed Finn as he slide backwards on the ground.

(....)

"Say Wing, doesn't something normally happen at the end of these?" asked Amanda.

Wing raised an eyebrow as SG was with them.

"What do you mean by that?" asked Wing.

"Well, like an exploding, or someone comes running in with someone else chasing after them, or a weapon goes off," started Amanda.

"Or, a villain comes in and causes trouble," pointed out SG.

"What? No, no, that's crazy, that stuff doesn't always..." started Wing.

Just then, TC, Natsu, and Happy ran pass as a pissed off Gilgamesh chased after them.

"GET BACK HERE AND PAY THE PRICE FOR YOUR TRICK, YOU MONGRALS!!!" shouted Gilgamesh.

Amanda and SG just give Wing a small look as Wing sweat dropped.

"...OK, maybe it's starting to happen more then once," said Wing.